For any of you cat lovers out there

For any of you cat lovers out there

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
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>>8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!
>>9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!
>>9:40am Walk in the park! My favorite thing!
>>10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
>>12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
>>1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
>>3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
>>5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
>>7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
>>8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
>>11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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>>Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
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>>Day 683 of my captivity:
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>>My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They
>>dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are
>>fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
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>>Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
>>nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
>>The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
>>attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
>>
>>Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
>>feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
>>it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
>>made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
>>The audacity!
>>
>>There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
>>placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
>>However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
>>that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must
>>learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
>>
>>Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of
>>my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
>>try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
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>>I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
>>snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
>>released-and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
>>obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe
>>him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
>>reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody
>>for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....
>>

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