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« on: May 30, 2010, 10:02:08 AM »

Marriage - Before and after ...

A good friend of mine sent me this, a bit of humour ...

Before Marriage.......

Him: Yes! At last it was so hard to wait.

Her: Do you want me to leave?

Him: No! Don't even think about it.

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of Course! Over and over.

Her: Have you ever cheated on me?

Him: No! Why are you even asking?

Her: Will you go shopping with me?

Him: Ever chance I get.

Her: Will you hit me?

Him: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes...

Her: Darling!

After Marriage - Simply read from bottom to top.
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