A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early and made her a nice
big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was Reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a Refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic,
a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
M&Ms
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed onto the bed exhausted .
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you fuckin twat"
The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's
still gonna get it wrong.
